captain-rel:

splendidbuttsex:

just the vehicle I need for the zombie apocalypse

I like that everything but the tiny little blue bug gets destroyed
Like CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSH
boink
totally ok

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slutframing:

we all have that one friend that whenever you walk by a stop sign they’re just like

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craylittleliars:

Sometimes I just remember the fact that in french pain means bread and it makes me think about this picture a lotimage

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jaclcfrost:

faygofuckyourself:

jaclcfrost:

if magic isn’t real then how do you explain

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It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate

no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand

(Source: jaclcfrost, via butthole-sadness)

westbor0baptistchurch:

Seeing people having fun without u.

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cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

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astound:

dylan o brien more like dylan o fuck me

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online:

*Walks into class crush is in*

Teacher: Everyone have a seat

Me:

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superwhohannilockpotter:

I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.

(Source: seawolph, via eternalwinternight)