I’m gonna fucking kill myself fuck this bullshit everyone calls life.
this one time in art class we were painting and my teacher was like
"hannah take off your jacket id hate for you to get paint on your led zeppelin sweater"
and i was just like
*running for class president*
Samantha: I’m fluent in Dutch, Mandarin, Xhosa, and of course, Farsi. I also have personally raised $12,000 for Susan G. Komen for the Cure through church bake sales and have been uncontested president of Associated Student Body, Future Leaders of America and American Cancer Society for the past three years.
me: but who’s done more anal?
today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.